Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Love of the Buffalo

I'm going to be honest with you this week. I've never really been in a real relationship. Believe it or not, I'm not the best at the game of love and the rarity of those with buffalo fetishes does not help.

Besides one incident with a foxy looking giraffe, I'm basically a virgin. I don't count making love with a giraffe as actual sex because for one, I couldn't see her face most of the time and two, I couldn't really reach beyond her knees. Anyway, I've been on my own for the past 22 years and I had pretty much given up hope. That is until I met Victoria.

Victoria is like no other girl in this world; she's smart, funny, and incredibly sexy. We met some time ago and at first I was intimidated by her beauty but after we bumped into each other at the grocery store we have really hit it off. Turns out you find love when you least expect it.

Just the other day we had a magical candle lit day in the park. It was amazing.

You find love in the strangest of places... and people.

In other news, my webseries, The Wingmen, is a finalist for The Streamy's Audience Choice Award. Please go support us by checking out the website below and voting for us.


Wednesday, March 11, 2009


The animal kingdom is not always fair I've learned.

I decided to write this poem to express how I feel. I hope it finds you well.

In addition to love all buffalos enjoy popcorn, green beans, and the movie Ghostbusters.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

A New Purpose

I have very little to say today. In fact I have nothing at all to say. I will say this: I encourage each and everyone of you to find the time to appreciate the finer things in life. Go out into the world and enjoy nature. Take a walk just for the sake of seeing God's beautiful creatures. Listen to what an old snail has to say. Live!